This hero defended his dispensary against a squad of robbers, brandishing a bong against their bear spray until they were forced out of the store.
And it was all caught on video.
CCTV footage, posted by YouTuber Big Daddy Dishrags, shows the mystery hero walking into a cannabis shop in Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory, Canada with an impossible tiny dog trailing behind him. There’s just under a minute of peace and quiet in the little cannabis shop as our hero and his colleague work behind the counter.
Then a crew of four robbers “brandishing canisters of bear spray,” according to the police report, burst into the store.
Despite repeat warnings of “GET THE FUCK DOWN!” our hero wasn’t phased. He marches straight into the line of fire, probably taking bear spray directly to his face.
Then, he approaches the crew with a bong. A BONG. His weapon of choice is a fucking BONG.
Wielding a bong like a baseball bat, he dodges a flying recycling bin and chases the amateur robbers out of the store entirely.
In a post alerting the public about the incident, the local police referred to our bong-swinging mystery man’s heroism as “great resistance,” which is the understatement of the century.
The attempted robbery is still under investigation. This man and his impossibly tiny dog deserve a medal.